Published on December 6, 2003 By Ande In WinCustomize Talk
Who wants to be Superman, he's an alien, poses as a not so average reporter and can't handle kryptonite. Now Batman thats different- He's human for a start, a millionaire and has a well stocked wine cellar/garage. The Hulk is just plain ugly. Spiderman is contaminated. The X-men ugly and or mutated.
Batman for me.(Robin is not in this scenario by the way.)
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on Dec 09, 2003
Superman could whoop on every other superhero combined at the same time"


look into apocalpse from the x-men. most powerful mutant ever. Like having superman, batman, professor x, wolverine, spiderman, and the hulk all in ONE.
on Dec 09, 2003
Ande....only a 'little'...she could bring one of her friends.....or two.....
on Dec 09, 2003
And if I was superman i'd find a way to cure the impotency of kryptonite.


#1 by Travis Thompson - 12/6/2003 10:36:23 PM



I don't think Superman would try to find a cure for that. He would more likely than not want a way to stop him if somehow he 'ran amuck' on the Earth.
on Dec 09, 2003
good point, but I'd be him, and do I want a way to stop me if I ran amuck? no way. Running amuck sounds fun;)
on Dec 09, 2003
12 by craeonics - 12/7/2003 4:37:28 PM The question is then: if Kryptonite is fragments of the exploded planet Krypton and if Krypton is Supes' home world, then how the hell could they have lived there?


From what I know, it was deadly for the Kryptonians there too. It was handled with care.

For us Earthlings... it was harmless OR has a sort of same effect of giving powers to humans depending on exposer (allot).


I'm more of a Kakor-rot myself.
on Dec 09, 2003
Sorry people, but I chose Hulk. If you watched the movie you will have noticed that the madder he gets the stronger and bigger he gets. I used to collect comics back in the 60's. I was no fly by night collector no I had tons of books. Long before they became so pricy. Every super hero including the Thunder God, a God now has taken the Hulk on and nobody has ever beaten him. With all the rage that goes on in this world THE HULK RULES. Even Superman can't beat him. Oh you forgot about Red Kryptonite. This stuff mutates Superman into one ugly MF. Any way that's my 2 cents about whould I'd be. > Hulk Smash.
on Dec 09, 2003
I bet Wonder Woman could beat him, and he would enjoy it
on Dec 09, 2003
Ok, lets say some how, some way, another super hero gets the upper hand in a fight with Superman (which I find hard to believe), all Superman has to do is fly up into the upper atmosphere, spin around the earth a few hundred times at crazy speed (like in the movie) and turn back time. Then, he replans his strategy and fights again.

I often wonder why he doesn't do this more often. Sometimes I think maybe I watch too many movies, and that was just a typical Hollywood over-the-top exaggeration, and actually Superman can not turn back time in real life.
on Dec 09, 2003
I'm sure someone could find a way to kill the Hulk without making him mad. Like sniping him with a high powered rifle while he's still only slightly irritated.
on Dec 09, 2003
or giving him happy pills
on Dec 09, 2003
Thats it!!!... PROZAC... the Hulks Kryptonite! Now even a geek like myself could smack down the Hulk.

Just slip it in his drink at the local pub. "hey Hulk, I think that lil hotty over there digs ya"... *PLOP* ...Give it a half hour or so then smack him around just for kicks.
on Dec 09, 2003
Ok, one thing is to talk about comic books heroes, but when a person starts to contemplate or comment about interacting with fictional characters, I think is time to lock him up in a padded room.
on Dec 09, 2003
I agree. We all need a trip to the loony bin
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